I'm always late


  1. Happy St George’s Day, when traditionally Englishmen everywhere cough slightly and change the subject, because it’s bad enough knowing you’re better than every other country without having a special day to rub their noses in it. Sorry about that.

    Happy St George’s Day, when traditionally Englishmen everywhere cough slightly and change the subject, because it’s bad enough knowing you’re better than every other country without having a special day to rub their noses in it. Sorry about that.

  2. Suck it, Edison. (at The Lit & Phil)

    Suck it, Edison. (at The Lit & Phil)

  3. bc-728 wrote...

    How do people flirt in the UK? Just curious.

    english2english:

    From an anonymous (and British) Guardian US employee:

    "In essence, people get drunk then through some sort of miracle of science end up going home with each other. I’m not sure I should put that in writing." 

    True.

  4. 
Scarlett Johansson by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair May 2014


Pre-emptive retaliation for all the Supernatural posts later, with their unrealistic standards for men.

    Scarlett Johansson by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair May 2014

    Pre-emptive retaliation for all the Supernatural posts later, with their unrealistic standards for men.

  5. gatsbylives:

Love this.

    gatsbylives:

    Love this.

  6. "Gazing out across the waves with dreams whispering upon the wings of the wind" (at Blyth Beach)

    "Gazing out across the waves with dreams whispering upon the wings of the wind" (at Blyth Beach)

  7. Sploosh

    Sploosh

  8. I refuse to believe “Colin Frissell” is ever the answer

  9. Irksome

    Many women, over many years, have told me I am great with kids.

    Not one of them has been willing to work with me so I can have one of my own.

    This is both a joke and an incredibly depressing reality.

  10. Early results

    suggest that I should definitely move to the US.