I'm always late


  1. Irksome

    Many women, over many years, have told me I am great with kids.

    Not one of them has been willing to work with me so I can have one of my own.

    This is both a joke and an incredibly depressing reality.

  2. Early results

    suggest that I should definitely move to the US.

  3. Tomorrow

    My cousin, who lives in that there New York City, will be visiting with his wife and their baby. I will be carefully assessing the relative hotness of both him and her, to decide if this story is true enough for me to move to the US.

  4. Spring photo cliche 372

    Spring photo cliche 372

  5. Funny who you meet in the taxi queue in Newcastle these days. (at Central Station Metro Station)

    Funny who you meet in the taxi queue in Newcastle these days. (at Central Station Metro Station)

  6. ☛ It’s The End Of The World As We Know It... And He Feels Fine

    the-feature:

    After decades of fervent environmental activism, Paul Kingsnorth decided it’s too late — collapse is inevitable. So now what?

  7. ☛ Life of a food bank user: no gas, no cooker, benefits delayed | Paul Mason
    On Keith’s evidence it is a system that works only if you believe its function is to discipline, punish and stigmatise people too poor to feed themselves. The real safety net is the food bank.
  8. ilovecharts:

Which type of vague relationship are you in?

Me + Tumblr = 3 and 6

Yes, that implies I believe I am in a relationship with a blogging platform. What of it?

    ilovecharts:

    Which type of vague relationship are you in?

    Me + Tumblr = 3 and 6

    Yes, that implies I believe I am in a relationship with a blogging platform. What of it?

  9. lostinscarlett:

Scarlett Johansson in Glamour USA magazine May 2014 issue.

So, tattoos. In this shot, we see one of Ms Johansson’s tattoos. I am not, in general, against tattoos. I am not, in general, in favour of tattoos. I am, however, vehemently against this tattoo.A sublimated disgust at the idea of Ms Johansson not being ‘pristine’? Euw, creepy, and no. A reaction to the aesthetic qualities? No - I have no view on that, and a tattoo is surely personal, not for the benefit of others.No, it is in fact because it is a tattooed bracelet, so when her arm is down, it looks like it hangs correctly. But in any other position, it looks wrong, and what kind of CRAZY PERSON could live with that on their wrist? Can you imagine how annoying that must be?HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THAT? YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO MOVE YOUR ARM, OR IT WOULD LOOK WRONG! WRONG, I TELL YOU!Deep breaths, calm thoughts. Aaaaand… relax.

    lostinscarlett:

    Scarlett Johansson in Glamour USA magazine May 2014 issue.

    So, tattoos. In this shot, we see one of Ms Johansson’s tattoos. I am not, in general, against tattoos. I am not, in general, in favour of tattoos. I am, however, vehemently against this tattoo.

    A sublimated disgust at the idea of Ms Johansson not being ‘pristine’? Euw, creepy, and no. A reaction to the aesthetic qualities? No - I have no view on that, and a tattoo is surely personal, not for the benefit of others.

    No, it is in fact because it is a tattooed bracelet, so when her arm is down, it looks like it hangs correctly. But in any other position, it looks wrong, and what kind of CRAZY PERSON could live with that on their wrist? Can you imagine how annoying that must be?

    HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THAT? YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO MOVE YOUR ARM, OR IT WOULD LOOK WRONG! WRONG, I TELL YOU!

    Deep breaths, calm thoughts. Aaaaand… relax.

  10. letsrewatchsupernatural:

    Perfect casting is perfect.

    Happy Birthday, Nicky!