Many women, over many years, have told me I am great with kids.
Not one of them has been willing to work with me so I can have one of my own.
This is both a joke and an incredibly depressing reality.
suggest that I should definitely move to the US.
My cousin, who lives in that there New York City, will be visiting with his wife and their baby. I will be carefully assessing the relative hotness of both him and her, to decide if this story is true enough for me to move to the US.